The Four Dirty Bastards
     
Insane Obsession

Four Dirty Bastards

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Stanley Marsh

Stan is my favorite character of SP. Stan is a high spirited little 8/9yr old. Stan always tires to do the right thing becuase that's what brian boitano'd do. His best friend is Kyle. He's Catholic, and he's the only one who currently like a girl. Her name is Wendy Testaburger, but every time she tlaks to him he throws up.Stan is based off of Trey Parker. Quote:"Oh My God! They Killed Kenny!"

Kyle Broflovski

Kyle is Stan's best friend, and he is also one of the very very very few Jewish people living in South Park. He has a little brother Ike who was adopted from Canada. Kyle is also the smartest kid in the group, and is the one who always breaks into song. Although Kyle is Jewish he often questions his religion and is the first kid to know about Mr. Hankey the Chirstmas Poo. Also Kyle often has to put up with his bitch mother, who always tries to start a movment against things, like Terrance and Phillip.Kyle is based off Matt Stone(that's probly the reason why he's Jewish.) To me Kyle is better in the later seasons, cause he's not a whiney bitch.Quote:"You Bastards!"

Eric T. Cartman

Cartman is the fattest kid in South Park. He doesn't really care for his friends and is always looking for a way to make $1 million. He's always making bets and getting into fights with Kyle, because Cartman hates Jewish people, he also hate poor people, so i guess he hate Kenny too. Cartman spent some time looking for his dad, until he leared that his mom is a hermaphidite(?). We don't know who his real mom is.* Cartman has a cat named kitty and a pig named Fluffy. Cartman is based off of the fat kid every eight year has. Quote:"Skrew you guys, I'm goin' home."

*If you don't know what that is look it up, or watch the episodes

Kenny McCormick

Kenny is the most famous of the four, or more rather, his deaths. In almost every episode, through seasons 1-5, Kenny died*. The reasons...(1.) "Kenn'ys poor, and therefore, deserves to die" (2.) Cause the creators could do whatever they wanted. Kenny's the poorest kid in school. Also for those of you who don't pay attention, listen very carefully to what Kenny says, he's very pererted and sick. Quote:(muffled)"Ahhhhh!!"*dies*

*At the end of Season 5 of SP, Trey and Matt got tired of Kenny and killed him off in the episode "Kenny Dies" Kenny wasn't shown throughout season 6, then he magically came back like always. After that Kenny only dies in about 3 episodes.